i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
home. puking in laundry basket.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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