I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
