so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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