i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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