dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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