Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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