I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I need a burrito and a hug.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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