At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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