did you get engaged???
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Randomize
