Umm I'm too high to move.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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