Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I love you.
Bad choice
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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