as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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