Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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