I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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