yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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