A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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