Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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