She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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