im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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