Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
