I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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