3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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