Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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