I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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