i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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