You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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