Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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