did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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