the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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