just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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