i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
