goodnight i made you a song goodbye
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
organizing the empties. That sober.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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