I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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