I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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