For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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