so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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