Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
