Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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