Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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