Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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