Soap is not a condiment
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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