so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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