This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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