please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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