? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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