what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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