Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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