Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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