is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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