Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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