I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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