names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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