So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Randomize
