hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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